His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
50 Shades of Grey
Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
Job interview tomorrow! Bff’s coming with me, I’m nervous but optimistic!
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.